nonsensespeaksforwisdom:

questbedhead:

So like, the voidfish maybe (?) don’t need to eat all that often, but I doubt Lucretia was just gonna let junior go hungry. But she can’t tell anyone else that there’s a baby voidfish so she’d have to make things for him herself, but what?? Did she write him stories? Some angsty poems?? Songs??? Please imagine a very tired Madame Director trying to improvise a snack after a long day of directing, slumped over juniors tank whispering do you want ice cream, it’s a creamy creamy treat-

I read this aloud and @americanghostwriter said “this is why tacos don’t exist”

what if she fed jr her fanfiction from various serieses from her homeworld

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