probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

If this is your first time playing a RPG, establish dominance by grabbing a random miniature and swallowing it whole while making unblinking eye contact with the GM.

I’m sorry for reblogging my own post, but this keeps being reblogged with variants on “Griffen McElroy wrote this post”

Did…Did Griffen McElroy do this? Was this in the adventure zone? Did I miss a news story where the McElroys just walked into a gaming convention and start chowing down on people’s miniatures?

I am confused and mildly alarmed. 

griffin used to eat amiibos so its not far of a stretch to think he’d eat the dnd miniatures if he wasnt DMing

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