quickenedheartbeat:

space-pagan:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Me: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced*

Me: leaving the womb was a mistake

In the words of Douglas Adams:

“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans.”

alternatively, also in the words of Douglas Adams:

“In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

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