on earth c instead of the mcelroys they have the strilondes as weirdly influential and relatable internet personalities. clint is dirk, justin is rose, travis is dave, and griffin is roxy. everything else is exactly the same
rose and roxy cofounded the gaming website polyhedron and made weird shows like monster factory for it
rose roxy and dave hose a podcast called my mother, my mother, and me
all 4 of them host the adventure zone wherein dirk is somehow the least competent of the bunch
rose and kanaya host sawbones
dave and karkat host shmanners
roxy and calliope host wonderful
dirk has hosted a bunch of weird radio shows that nobody listened to, all broadcasted with equipment he built himself
its perfect
i like how you say “dirk is somehow the least competent of the bunch” like thats not how it is in canon