biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

green-gay13

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

perpetualmaelstrom

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

spidey-pal

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

srvfan17

The only “adult” in the movie is a millennial who’s also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc “if I die I don’t have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesn’t judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymore” and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it

silver-tongues-blog

the only one afraid of dying is the killer who is a baby boomer who ran a business that went bankrupt because he treated his employees like shit and had unethical work practices.