chefpyro:

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

why are executioners always depicted with their whole ass chest out like damn im boutta lop this dudes head off but the last thing he sees should def be my rampant chest hair

Are YOU gonna go tell the big scary fucker with an axe to put a shirt on?

if you dont think those would be my last words you don’t know me

fun fact! executioners can decide whether or not to make it quick and painless or slow and painful. because of htis people would often wear fancy cloths since the executioner gets to keep whatever the executed have on them during the execution so they would wear fancy cloths so that it will be painless. Basically what im saying is that executioners DO have a shit ton of cloths nice. they just dont wanna get blood on them