Anonymous
asked:
It haunts me to know that if Homestuck had started but a short bit later, John would totally be into minecraft
answered:
honestly unpopular opinion but john probably would be too into obscure & shitty movies to fully adapt to the minecraft experience. rose/jade/dave are all super isolated kids who probably LIVE the minecraft life (albeit ironically in roses case) but john is like…so fucking confused. he tries to build red stone shit immediately and fails and swears off the game unless he’s coming into his pals server to grief. he’s a gremlin cmon now
john would do minor griefs that are invonvenient without being outright destructive such as filling his friends houses full of web or water or filling all their chests with stacks of dirt