Silver Tongue

stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr:

bumbleshark:

sneakyfeets:

a-perplexing-puzzle:

sneakyfeets:

pipersgay:

step one: 

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artemis fowl movie:

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failed step one

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

The casting call described him as what now

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last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

Oh goddamn it.

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