pipersgay

step one: 

artemis fowl movie:

failed step one

sneakyfeets

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

a-perplexing-puzzle

The casting call described him as what now

sneakyfeets

bumbleshark

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr

Oh goddamn it.