Silver Tongue

gangster-computer-kebab:

sirobvious:

nobodys-favorite-machinist:

sirobvious:

thecybersmith: It would be a good idea to *troll face* carry a medieval longsword around modern-day London.

half of all tumblr, falling all over each other to become famous as tumblr.com’s next top funnyman/clawback-master: No you fucking moron, you idiot, you imbecile! Holy shit! Holy SHIT you guys this fucking guy! This fucking guy thinks it would be good to have a medieval longsword in modern-day London! How can anybody be this dumb! This dumb motherfucker! First of all, the police would arrest you, and they have GUNS! Have you ever heard of a gun? It’s better than a sword because

I choose to believe they antagonize him because he’s Human Pet Guy.

Well the thing is that he’s actually NOT Human Pet Guy. The real Human Pet Guy deleted soon after the original incident, and then the current guy you see now just grabbed the URL and he’s been playing the character ever since

This is deep lore I did not know.

  1. geojesser reblogged this from blurrymango
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    Ain’t that weird in the first place. I carry a short sword everywhere, just ask @cherokeefrank
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    What the hell. Two of them. It’s like that one Garfield movie with the two Garfields.
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    @the-cybersmith gonna stand up for this slander?
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