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The year is 2021 and Bethesda is bankrupt after the final loss in a series of class action lawsuits. Todd Howard trips on his way down the courthouse steps and cracks his skull open. While in the ambulance, Todd has a Scrooge-esque visit from the ghosts of abandoned game mechanics past and realizes the error of his ways.

Todd comes to in the ambulance. The paramedic says, “Hey you, you’re finally awake.”

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