yazawa:

>December 17th, 2018

>the no NSFW policy is implemented

>Verizon’s stock takes another hit

>tumblr’s usership declines as bloggers flock to pillowfort. tumblr is bought from Verizon from an “Private party” for a fraction of what Yahoo! initially paid for it

>pillowfort announces early 2019 the beta is over and membership will be free

>servers go down for a few hours to prepare for the new influx

>new and old users cheer as it goes online once more

>they finally log in

>black screen

>drums play

>”HIYA!”

>”Hey! You! You’re finally awake! You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us! And that thief over there!”

>goes as normal until character creation, during which Todd thanks everyone for supporting the kickstarter or donating to paypal to fund The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2

>everyone goes back to tumblr in a panic

>Bethesda Game Studio logo where the tumblr “t” used to be