some people talk shit about homestuck but i vividly recall a lesbian turning into a vampire before chainsawing a dude in half and re-applying her lipstick with the stains of his blood also she and her god-girlfriend live and get married as endgame so frankly everyone can either back off or step up their game
what about the lesbian who goes to a place of nonexistance so that she can stop bad things from happening for good and in doing so brings her skeleton snake alien girlfriend back and killed fish hitler