Silver Tongue

eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like “oh your thumb is 1.8” so that eel must be 8 inches"

so i went and measured my thumb and yeah it’s 1.8 inches long

what the fuck

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i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking reply i’ve ever gotten on one of my posts

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