Silver Tongue

tanoraqui:

lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief:

randomthingsthatilike123:

words4bloghere:

funnyjoke:

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“Is this per sibling???”

who tf cares? I’d slap all seven of mine for a cold crunchwrap supreme

They would demand a piece of the cut but all my siblings would be insulted if I said no to this much money to slap them

Honestly questions like this are always made by single children. It doesn’t matter how close you are, the answer is inevitably a resounding YES

I would slap my sibling if a random person in the street suggested it. For genuinely slapping with full strength, I guess, like…$10? $10 for my younger brother, $20 for my older sister.

I would slap both my siblings and then they would slap me and each other. easy 3 mill for all of us

Reblogged 4 years ago from mbulteau (Originally from funnyjoke)
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