can you rank the alpha and beta guardians for the kids in most to least valid?
Anonymous

banishedquasiroyal:

yeah, of course

LEAST VALID: grandpa harley (duh)

bro strider

mom lalonde

grandma english

MOST VALID: dad egbert

and finally, PEOPLE WHO ARE AT DIFFERING LEVELS OF VALID, BUT WERE DEAD ON ARRIVAL/PRE ARRIVAL OF METEOR BABIES SO WHATEVER: alpha dave, alpha rose, and nanna egbert

where does popop crocker rank on the validity list?

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  2. anxie-talyn said: I get the others but sexually abused jade? When?
  3. anxie-talyn said: ?????? Wot
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  6. silver-tongues-blog reblogged this from banishedquasiroyal and added:
    you know what, thats fair
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    bold of you to assume i’d judge the immortal john mulaney like this
  11. banishedquasiroyal said: @immortal-insanity you know grandpa harley ate a baby, groomed mom lalonde into being a child bride and sexually abused jade, right
  12. anxie-talyn said: I would like to argue for a small second! Yes abandoning your children is hella gross and big ol grandpa harlston deserves a really low rank but like,,,,,, you put him lower than bro???? Bro abused the fuck out of Dave and idk maybe it’s just how my brain thinks but if I were in either of these situations I’d pick being abandoned over getting my ass kicked every other day. But like idk I was just surprised he was lower than bro anyways-
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