Silver Tongue
can you rank the alpha and beta guardians for the kids in most to least valid?
Anonymous

voiddenizen:

silver-tongues-blog:

banishedquasiroyal:

yeah, of course

LEAST VALID: grandpa harley (duh)

bro strider

mom lalonde

grandma english

MOST VALID: dad egbert

and finally, PEOPLE WHO ARE AT DIFFERING LEVELS OF VALID, BUT WERE DEAD ON ARRIVAL/PRE ARRIVAL OF METEOR BABIES SO WHATEVER: alpha dave, alpha rose, and nanna egbert

where does popop crocker rank on the validity list?

bold of you to assume i’d judge the immortal john mulaney like this

you know what, thats fair

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  2. anxie-talyn said: I get the others but sexually abused jade? When?
  3. anxie-talyn said: ?????? Wot
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    you know what, thats fair
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  11. banishedquasiroyal said: @immortal-insanity you know grandpa harley ate a baby, groomed mom lalonde into being a child bride and sexually abused jade, right
  12. anxie-talyn said: I would like to argue for a small second! Yes abandoning your children is hella gross and big ol grandpa harlston deserves a really low rank but like,,,,,, you put him lower than bro???? Bro abused the fuck out of Dave and idk maybe it’s just how my brain thinks but if I were in either of these situations I’d pick being abandoned over getting my ass kicked every other day. But like idk I was just surprised he was lower than bro anyways-
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