if i was a fullmetal alchemist character id probably last like two episodes because i cant draw circles to save my life, on my first try i draw something like this and it explodes in my face because its just so fucking awful
“how did you get the title of Can’t Draw Fuck Shit Alchemist?”
“you get one guess buddy”
Truth: So, what tempted someone such as yourself to commit the ultimate taboo?
Me: fuck circles. take my legs and give me clap magic, fucko