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This is supposed to just be a normal photo of Gritty with a youth hockey team, but because it’s GRITTY, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

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This is like a file photo from a missing children’s case

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“it’s him! It’s that stranger we saw outside Wawa. He’s in every one of these photos, always lurking in the background. Every single one.”

aaaaaaarp

I was in a parade in Philadelphia with my school’s marching band and Gritty was running around us and I’ve gotta say, he’s far more terrifying in person. His eyes jiggle around a ton, which I did not expect, and he was acting like the trombone slides were about to impale him.