voiddenizen:

silver-tongues-blog:

voiddenizen:

if you aren’t following me on twitter you’re missing out

imagine if they kept coming back because they were lebsian too and flirting and you were the oblivious one

nope. they always send different ones

• the middle aged ladies who thought i was cute until i said i was gay
• the family of SIX. ie four small children under the age of ten and two parents (they saw my sword collection. youngest girl thought it was cool)
• the two young dudes. they saw me wearing my mega milk shirt
• and finally, as of today, two VERY attractive women with EXCELLENT clothes. idk tho they both had nails so they’re probably straight

damn. thats lame. then they probably see you as a challenge. Have you tried answering the door wearing a goat mask and pentagram while speaking backwards?