imagine if they kept coming back because they were lebsian too and flirting and you were the oblivious one

nope. they always send different ones

• the middle aged ladies who thought i was cute until i said i was gay
• the family of SIX. ie four small children under the age of ten and two parents (they saw my sword collection. youngest girl thought it was cool)
• the two young dudes. they saw me wearing my mega milk shirt
• and finally, as of today, two VERY attractive women with EXCELLENT clothes. idk tho they both had nails so they’re probably straight