pissvortex:

pissvortex:

*privatized firefighting company lets my house burn down because i didn’t have enough money to pay for my subscription*

“just you wait until i call a DIFFERENT company the next time my house burns down. you just lost a customer, my good sirs!”

*electricity company charges me at rates that take away 90% of my income*

“oh just you wait until me and my boys build an entire nationwide alternate power grid to compete with you guys, you’re about to get FUCKED UP by the free market, bro.”

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