can you imagine if jurassic world really leaned into the fact that they’re splicing all sorts of animals together to make fake dinosaurs and all the designs weren’t just Large Angry Reptile
my ideal jurassic park is one where all the dinosaurs in the public park are beautiful and docile, but they’re secretly keeping hundreds of unethical ‘failure dinosaurs’ in testing somewhere, all of which are too violent or ugly to show. They’ve got pterosaurs with bioluminescent mouths and brontosaurs with horse legs and hundreds of other weird or grotesque and generally badly bred animals. The worst is a little collection of little potbellied hairless raptors with human hands and teeth because they tried to make some really smart, highly trainable dinosaurs, but in the end all they’ve made is ones that can hold a grudge.
number 18 has escaped the facility…
#I want to see those other ones
Others in the batch were normal, just the one hatched odd. Wings don’t work, no eyes, no vocal cords. Fur’s all dark and greasy and you can’t even see the thing till it yawns or chews at itself. No, I don’t think it’d make a very good exhibit.
That kinda shit would put Jurassic Park back in the horror genre again. And at this point, I think it needs it.