theladypirate:

probablylichrpgideas:

psa to liches out there

Self-care and maintenence is still important in undeath.

• Make sure you moisturize and wax your bones or they’ll get dry and brittle, even doing this once a year makes a huge difference.
• Take a nice bath to relax your embalmed tendons and whatever flesh you still have left.
• Check the magic holding yourself together every few years or so.
• Check for bugs or any sign of rotting.
• Have a deep-bone massage once in awhile to relieve stress.
• Re-connect with the world, get outside of your lair now and then and have your minions tell you about what is going outside of your lair if you haven’t kept up for years.
• Let yourself goof off for awhile, curl up in a blanket, remember why you want to live forever (or as close as you possibly can, I mean the sun might still swallow your world in some million years.
• Look at yourself in the mirror at least once a week.
• I know you might not want to hear this, but your soul still needs to rest. Every century or so consider resting in peace for awhile, maybe a few years or a century. Don’t worry it’s temporary.
• Check the condition of your soul and where you put your soul this so important!!!

@necromancy-and-chill