Silver Tongue

dirkarchive:

dirkarchive:

the biggest queer mormon power play ever played was when the lead singer of Neon Trees made the band famous and had several hit songs and then in rolling stone was like “oh btw i’m gay and Sleeping With a Friend is about having sex with a male friend” and then looked at his other band mates like “what are you gonna do about it” and the other band members had to be like (cough) yeah. we, uh, we know it goes against our doctrine but we support him. and he was like “that’s what I thought”

The moral of the story is that if you want to come out to your homophobic friends all you gotta do is become the face and frontman of the band that is their sole source of income and sleep w whoever you want

Otherwise just ditch em

  1. mokofrappuccino reblogged this from pleasetrysomethingelse
  2. sprinkleglitz reblogged this from endersbegin
  3. endersbegin reblogged this from goldpath
  4. goldpath reblogged this from goldpath
  5. h3r0-hunter reblogged this from innapropriateauditionsongs
  6. goblinthembo reblogged this from anarchistbeauty
  7. derseglam reblogged this from fuzzysherbet
  8. exilsor1-1 reblogged this from fuzzysherbet
  9. fuzzysherbet reblogged this from argentleif
  10. argentleif reblogged this from alolanfloatzel
  11. rozarens reblogged this from captaintiny
  12. kappysunflower reblogged this from romonostalgia
  13. romonostalgia reblogged this from digitaloves
  14. peggy-carter-save-me reblogged this from digitaloves
  15. digitaloves reblogged this from boykeats
  16. drangleicasshole reblogged this from kirby-is-good
  17. kirby-is-good reblogged this from kirby-is-good
  18. cazadorado reblogged this from intjaded
  19. intjaded reblogged this from cannot-kill-the-sun
  20. animelovingpanda reblogged this from cannot-kill-the-sun
  21. cannot-kill-the-sun reblogged this from cousinnick
  22. plum-sunset reblogged this from w3bsites
  23. runawaysorcery reblogged this from w3bsites
  24. w3bsites reblogged this from gustavmahler
  25. gustavmahler reblogged this from maid-of-snow
  26. gnatsattack posted this