Okay.
Spider-man Noir’s timeline takes place in 1933. I don’t believe his age is stated in the movie (though I may be wrong), but Aunt May and Uncle Benjamin can be assumed to be in their 40′s-50′s since they’re usually starting to grey by the time we see Peter. This means that they would be young adults in the 1910′s and surrounding years. Why is this important?
Because the song “I’m A Member of The Midnight Crew” by Eddie Morton came out in 1909.
Imagine Spider-man Noir showing Miles some of the songs that his aunt and uncle used to play when he was a kid, songs that they’d dance to just as wildly as when they were a young couple fresh in love until they’d worn holes in their shoes—and with almost no fanfare, he puts this record on.
And Miles Morales, a teenage artist in the year of our lord 2018 who has definitely read Homestuck at some point in his life, will have a choice to make.
Reblogging this again because it gets better:
This is the only addition I’m reblogging because out of all of the bullshit people have added to this post, this one is the most infinitely cursed.
spider noir would also have been familiar with the brand new company of betty crocker