butchpersephone:

butchpersephone:

tbh trolls raising their own young would be bad only because like, multiple quadrants: multiple kids. imagine teaching alien preschool and one wiggler is like “well my moms are fighting again” and you ask if everything is like…alright…and baby says “it’s okay, it means they hate each other very much!” because the moms in question are in a kismesissitude and have been solidly hating each other in a romantic sense for years now

“hey i’m going to be heading over to my dads this weekend”

“oh your parents are separated? i’m sorry :(“

“no they just have different houses on account of the fact that they’re in a blackrom and sometimes blow shit up for romance”

“oh”

“I’m a librese but my half sister is a caprio”
“Oh did your parents split up at some point and remarry?”
“no, our dad is in red with my mom and in black with her other dad”