Peter B: I don’t want kids, I’m afraid of that.

Miles: *exists*

Peter B: *Knocks on MJ’s door* Hey let’s get back together and adopt a dozen spider-babies I’m ready.

Gwen:  I don’t do friends, I’ll just get hurt.

Miles: *exists*

Gwen: So here’s my phone number and my twitter handle you know what I’ll just open an interdimensional portal to say hey later.