My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?
Me: You want me to stop making puns.
My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.
My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.
Me: It really is the duelity of man.
My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*
Me: *holds my bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this.
My Arch Nemesis: Why *shot* Won’t *shot* You *shot* Die?! *shot*
Me:
*with dying breath* “i guess we know who calls the shots now”