Our party was fighting the first boss (an evil wizard) of our campain and I was playing a Tabaxi Bard. The boss was down and only had a few hp left and was trying to convince us to let him have the Amulet we were there for.
Wizard: “You don’t understand… that amulet has more power than you could ever imagine. I would do anything to get my hands on it.”
Me, Bard: “Anything?”
Wizard: “Yes, anything.”
Me, Bard: “Then perish.”
Me: “I cast Vicious Mockery.”
DM: “The- The wizard falls to the ground as the cruel words shatter his last hopes and dreams.”
Party: *dying of laughter*
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