dunmertitty:

Yeah… well… let’s… here’s some of the skills that i’m bringing to the table currently:

uh,

made of flesh.

very vulnerable to

bullets,

and knives,

and um

fangs,

and acid

and poison.

so those are pretty much my only weaknesses.

i don’t know if i mentioned

fire

and blunt trauma

and drowning.

and bullets…

but those are my weaknesses.

But strengths include:

uhhh

large reservoir of

botanical information.

pretty good at

tony hawk pro skater 2.

less good at three.

• i dropped off at three.

thaaaat iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss…

it.

i-i played the trombone for two years.

i don’t know if that’s even.. gonna be..helpful

or not.

but that’s what i got, leo. i mean, that’s what i’m bringing to the table.

currently.