Silver Tongue

queer-cosette:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!” 

Tumblr’s new thing of not including the op’s url when something’s reblogged directly from the source is going to one day give me a heart attack

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