Silver Tongue

pwapboi:

digital-umbras:

necromatador:

wickedwitchshaming:

wallcrawler-exmachina:

pwapboi:

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere

this is worse

jade how did you manage to make this worse

But centaurs DO have 3 body parts.  Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen.  Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.

Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR”

- Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

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