sludgebf:

sludgebf:

you know if eddie is automatically logged into any social media on his phone/laptop there is nothing stopping venom from jumping onto like. twitter at 4 in the morning while eddie is asleep

lots of people have responded to this post with “not only does venom have his own accounts but he is at least twice as popular as eddie” and 1. youre correct but 2. this post is not about that. this post is about eddie waking up to an urgent phone call from anne saying “eddie?? eddie dan says someone hacked your twitter last night and made a bunch of posts about how you—“ (a pause while she leans over and squints at dan’s phone screen) “…love ‘slutting it up’ at the dollar store?”