Silver Tongue

tackytaako:

silverhawk:

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silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i fucked up i fucked up i fucked  up i  fuked upppp

shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr and without thinking, not registering this is my Mom next to me , i said “bigfoot is a dilf”

and my mom stared at Me and she w as like “what. whats a dilf blaine???” and i just “……” and then

and then she went on her phone and searched it bc shes the type of person that Has to know whats up and what im saying she has 2 understand ALL lingo and her fuckin. her face. her fucking face when she looked at me . she looked so ashamed. she birthed me and raised me and i told her

to her face

that bigfoot was a dilf

how. how the fukc do i go on im hiding in my room and we just ordered pizza how do i go on im starving but i cant look at her she looked so aahsmed im

today in “things that didnt really happen”

you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.

ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….

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