Silver Tongue

mystrothedefender:

culdeefell:

exemplarybehaviour:

wetfag:

221turtlesinthetardis:

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Reblogged 4 years ago from aeritus (Originally from 221turtlesinthetardis)
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