What I love about Crash Bandicoot, is just that…

There are toxic waste dispensers, supernatural beings plotting against him, castle walls that need to be scaled in the middle of a storm, mutated creatures capable of lifting boulders, PEOPLE WITH REVOLVERS, a scientist that can hulk out at any moment..

and that doesn’t matter cuz he. real good at jumpin. and spinnin

he’s my stupid, precious, beautiful son.