glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Half my joints make ceramic doll clicking noises when I move and, despite what you might think based on my robot obsession, I’m not fond of that at all.

Me, shambling into the physical therapist’s office: “OIL CAN! OIL CAN!”

Tap dance instructor: “Ship, how the hell are you making three taps per step? You’re not even wearing tap shoes, what—“

Me: “Them’s Me Bones.”

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  16. happywaffletree said: That happens to me too. Turns out my joints r hyper flexable and i gotta head to physical therapy for it
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  26. theorangelizard said: My bones be crunching
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