zicygomar:

There’s something especially tickling about BOTW being a secret sassmaster based on your dialogue options while also being someone who barely talks. Like, imagine you’re Princess Zelda, right, and you’re on a diplomatic visit with the Gerudo. But there was this whole kerfuffle with transportation and the sand seals or some such, but after some work, the seals are saved and the Gerudo agree to some more favorable trade and everyone’s happy.

You finally meet up with your bodyguard (because men aren’t allowed in Gerudo Town) who you still don’t really like that much, and he basically never talks, and only responds in one word answers, and he’s kinda weird all around, and you tell him what happened. Then he stares you dead in the eyes and says completely deadpan,

“Sands like you really sealed the deal there.”

Before he starts digging into a whole watermelon, rind and all, with his bare teeth.