Silver Tongue
drethelin: “ iworkfornickfury: “ dearjacquelinee: “ sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate ” one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless...

drethelin:

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

side note: perfect example of “is that your real objection?”

Reblogged 4 years ago from robustquestioner-deactivated202 (Originally from memoriesarebetterthandreams)
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