I’m glad that people are finally recognizing Shaggy’s incomprehensible power and all, but it hurts my heart to see all these memes of stuff like “Shaggy tears people’s souls out for amusement” and “No one survived the Scooby Doo Movie filming” because that’s not who Shaggy is! Shaggy’s a good dude!  He just wants to chill and eat some good food with his pals!

Yes he could unravel this inconsequential plane of being with the ease of steamroller crushing an egg, but he wouldn’t because life is good!