Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers
my buddy and I were crawling some servers on gmod one day, just dinking around and being mild nuisances. we found one server where everyone had some ridiculous rank/title–various mythical creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered someone badly enough (probably made a big mess of barrels or something) that we got put in jail, but we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much as just goofing off, so we hung around the server for a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually, until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!” Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that drowns every sound on the server out.
me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds
one time i was bored on gmod and started off as a drug dealer who got a gig in a secret room behind a bar. I would make drugs and the bartender would sell it. now, the drug dealing was just a side gig as i made myself a secret room within the secret room where i had several counterfeit machines pumping money. Then the previous mayor got killed by a hitman so there was a new election. I threw my hat in the ring as a joke and won. i immediately ordered the bar shut down and bribed the cops to jail the bar owner and was hella corrupt.