Rogue ooc: Im tempted to use dragon breath but (bards) in the way and i dont wanna hurt him

Monk ooc: to be fair, hes betrayed us multiple times

Bard ooc and sarcastically: What? no. Ive never done anything to hurt you

DM jokingly: Roll deception for that one

Bard: Rolls nat 20

Bard absolutely straight faced ooc: I have never done anything to hurt you