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never tell your friends you have a date because they’re gonna want to help

taz-ids

[ID] A digital 3-panel drawing of Taako, a heavyset light-skinned elf wearing a white shirt with opal brooch, three rings, and a blazer tossed over his shoulders,  seated at a desk leafing through a magazine. Magnus, a heavyset light-skinned human man with a beard, sits on a green couch behind him.

[Panel 1] Taako’s magazine is open to an advertisement reading “SMELLF: Cologne for elves. Magnus says “You know what all guys love? Butterfly kisses.” Taako says “Yeah, thanks, Magnus, but i think i got a pretty good handle on what the menfolk these days are into.” [end Panel 1]

[Panel 2] Taako has torn out the cologne advertisement and is smelling it. Magnus says “Right. it’s butterfly kisses.” Taako says, “mhmm.” Magnus says “and being the little spoon.” [end Panel 2]

[Panel 3] Merle, a dark-skinned dwarf with a white beard and glasses, pokes his head into the frame. He says, “don’t listen to ‘im, Taako. every man’s dream date: old country buffet, asleep by 9.” Taako looks over his shoulder, still  holding the advertisement, and says “this is more than i ever wanted to know about you two.” [end panel 3] [end ID]