i may not be an alchemist “officially” but i DO enjoy combining mysterious substances at random in the hopes that they’ll either turn into gold or explode so that has to count for something
yours is a lot better than mine, all i do is leave sperm and horse meat in my desk for 40 days and 40 nights in the hopes that it’ll create a cool little dude
Holly I’m going to come to your home and steal every one of your fingers so you can never type something that distressing at me ever again