ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.
Sounds like college
“man that peter guy really likes spider man, i hope he gets to meet him someday”
That addition to this post is somehow just so pure like my god I just got all smiley and hopeful for Peter for a second, before I registered that like “oh wait yeah fuck he IS spiderman that’s why this post is hilarious I knew this from the beginning wtf brain”