Steven Universe AU where Pearl actually did pull out baby Steven’s gem and it reformed into baby Pink Steven, Human Steven died instantly, and the rest of the show is just Greg and the Crystal Gems trying to raise their screaming emotionless way overpowered neon pink child. All the other episodes are basically the same but Steven is replaced with Pink Steven in all of them.
Pink Steven and Connie fuse into Pink Stevonnie, and instead of just freaking out in front of Kevin, they fling Kevin across the room and break both his legs.
They don’t actually need to figure out how to activate the laser light cannon in “Laser Light Cannon”, Pink Steven just screeches at the red eye and it shatters into a million tiny pieces.
Everyone in Beach City is still all “haha that wacky Steven, what a strange but cute and loveable kid”, while Pink Steven leaves a trail of destruction in his wake and talks solely in weird riddles and ominous phrases.
I would actually pay to see the SU crew make this a thing
Even if it’s a blooper reel
I want it
Take my money