jitterbugjive:
“jaspertheshark:
“ momworries:
“ hi-imkingdavid:
“I read a comment earlier that said “You gonna have to either shoot or stab this one. If it can flatten itself, stepping on it only has 50/50 chance of working.” ”
God probably thinks...

jitterbugjive:

jaspertheshark:

momworries:

hi-imkingdavid:

I read a comment earlier that said “You gonna have to either shoot or stab this one. If it can flatten itself, stepping on it only has 50/50 chance of working.”

God probably thinks this shit is hilarious

Spiders are just trying to live their lives. What have yall ever done?

hi mother nature what the fuck are you smoking because I want some

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