Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.
Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it.
I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.
Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.
Lazy git.
… that policeman is my dad…
at least you know he had a good day