Silver Tongue

higharollakockamamie:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I just discovered there’s a clause in my contract that literally says I’m not allowed to work

like from the context of the section above it it’s clearly supposed to say I’m not allowed to use my time on the clock to do anything connected with another job but what it actually says is just:

you may not under any circumstances undertake any duties of any kind during your hours of work

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